Saturday, May 7, 2011

The Shoe Conspiracy

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What else could it be? For some time now, women have been expected to walk around in shoes that are not only ugly, but dangerous as well. For the past couple of fashion seasons, the shoes have become not just merely ugly, but really quite sincerely ugly. Take a gander at the following cases in point.

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Looks like circus wear to me.

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Shoes? or Flower Pots?

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6a00d8341cbb0053ef0154320eea11970c-250wi The shoe above would go quite well with the hat that Princess Beatrice wore to the Royal Wedding.




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This shoe (photo above) takes the wearer from a trendy party straight to the basketball court without changing footwear.

 
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I think all that strapping was meant to hold the wearer upright. I doubt it works.


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Huh?


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Does this one light up?

 

Now 'fess up. These shoes are UGLY! Not only are women being controlled by the whims (and I think sometimes the outright jokes) of the fashion industry, but they're putting their lives and health in danger doing it.

Aside from the obvious risks of breaking an ankle, rupturing a knee, or falling off the darn things and breaking a neck, look below at what bad shoes can do to your feet.

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This (photo above) sort of puts one in mind of ancient Chinese practice of foot wrapping (photo below).

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 Gives new meaning to the term, "Oh my aching feet."

 

So let's start a movement. No more ugly shoes that warp our feet and put our lives in danger. Let's vow to go with comfortable shoes instead. After all, comfortable shoes are the new cute shoes.

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I'm linking to Beverly's Pink Saturday celebration to spread the shoe revolt.


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On 05/07/2011, Andy said ...

Just give me a good pair of sneakers and a good pair of flip flops and I'm happy.


On 05/07/2011, alexandrine said ...

Shoes not really for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whith my hallux valgus !!! I have lot of pbs to found good shoes !!!


On 05/07/2011, Beverly said ...

Ouch and owie! Foot pain is a terrible curse. My aunt has feet that could be one of these photos, but her's is not from abuse. Her foot issues are hereditary.

Happy Pink Saturday, dear Susan. I hope you have a wonderful Mother's Day.


On 05/07/2011, Judi said ...

I'm with you. Shoes should be comfortable and stylish. Stylish shoes that entrap your feet and limit your mobility are crazy things thought up by deranged designers!


On 05/07/2011, Lainee said ...

AMEN SISTER!!!!


On 05/07/2011, CarlaHR said ...

I'm with you - the current shoes are sooooooo ugly. Since I've stopped working I live in loafers and sneakers with an occasional flip flop (not too often though as they are not good for your feet either). Enjoy your weekend and Happy Mother's day to you.


On 05/07/2011, Jen said ...

Hear! Hear! I used to have a shoe obsession. I have about 40 pairs of really cute shoes. But I stopped buying shoes because now they are so UGLY that I wouldn't be caught wearing them! Maybe when the cute shoes come back in fashion I might start buying them again. But I sure am getting used to wearing comfy sneakers!


On 05/07/2011, Christine said ...

You are absolutely right! Some of these shoes should be banned as downright dangerous to life and limb.


On 05/07/2011, bj said ...

Not only are they terrible for the feet..most of them are downright UGLY. :)
Happy Mothers Day.


On 05/07/2011, Sharon said ...

I really like shoes - a few of those I would almost actually like, but for the most part - those are just ridiculous-looking. I'm with you - I want comfy! And there ARE some cute, pretty and comfy shoes out there - I have some of them. (I also think some of the clothes fashions we're presented with are not realistic either).


On 05/07/2011, Barbara Anne said ...

Shudder! Spare me those aching feet! I will never forget the patients we saw in the ER in the 1970s whose chief complaint was "Slipped and fell of shoes." I kid you not.

Give me my Birkenstocks and happy feet!

Hugs!


On 05/07/2011, Visits With Mary said ...

Ohhhhhh....those pictures made my feet hurt ! You are so right about shoe styles today...ugly...I have a hard time finding something I can/will wear ! !


On 05/07/2011, Jeanne said ...

Susan, You tell em!!! These shoes are a joke. Those poor feet are a mess. Give me comfort and I pray that I never give into this silly fashion. Smile.
actually that's a promise.
Happy Mother's Day.
Hugs, Jeanne


On 05/07/2011, Kim Wright (Pinkim) said ...

Oh My...I Some of those shoes seem to defy Physics...


On 05/08/2011, DashingSmiles said ...

no way! flip-flops all the way :) ... Happy Mother's Day!


On 05/08/2011, Judy said ...

Omgosh! is all I can say about some of those pictures! LOL! You think the people wore some of them..and that hat that princess word..what was she thinking?? lol!


On 05/08/2011, Kai said ...

RIGHT ON! Weren't shoes originally designed to PROTECT feet and keep them warm in cold weather? But THOSE shoes? REALLY????? What the heck? I've said this a million times: When I am Queen, I will declare shoe wearing to be completely optional. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, Susan! LOVE YOU!


On 05/08/2011, Pink-a-Palooza said ...

Ok, so here is my take on the current shoe fashions...HO shoes or whore shoes..I mean really...The fashionable shoes make women look like hookers, right out of a hip hop video...
Really irritating that young ladies would buy into this...Thats my story, and Im stickin to it...lol
Gael


On 05/08/2011, Jen in NY said ...

On a good day, I can tolerate looking at decent-looking feet...OMG! I'm going to have nightmares! LOL Those shoes are crazy...I used to wear heels all the time, but nothing like THAT! Do people actually wear these??


On 05/08/2011, Stephanie said ...

Yes...comfort FIRST. I just wish that they would work harder at making comfy shoes that are also pretty. Is that asking too much?? I just wrote about this on my blog.

Come over to my blog for a visit, I'm giving away something pretty!
http://luluscottage.blogspot.com


On 05/11/2011, BetsyE said ...

Birkenstocks are my friends!


On 05/13/2011, Rose :: FineCraftGuild.com said ...

your article is both true, tragic and funny, all at the same time.

as you can see on my blog, we're in italy now and trust me, every woman around me is wearing sky-high heels. it is completely beyond me. while i have to admit that it often does look nice, sexy and feminine, most of their shoes would be uncomfortable to me.
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