Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy Halloween

Looks like it's going to be a very fitting dark and stormy night here. Probably won't be many trick-or-treaters, but I'm putting my brewing pot on the stove in a bit, and Jesse, Andy, and I are going to have a nice chili supper this evening.

 


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On 10/31/2013, Linda Volz said ...

Hi Susan -
Chili sounds perfectly lovely for a dark and spooky Halloween night. Don't forget the eye of newt!!!!

Happy Halloween!

XX00
Linda


On 10/31/2013, Barbara Anne said ...

Toe of frog, too! Yep, chili is the proper fare for this All Hallow's Eve.

May only beloved spirits come to visit you this night.

Hugs!


On 10/31/2013, Carol Keeney said ...

Love your blog, as I sit here on my quilt with three rescued cats. (dogs in different part of house. one of my daughter sent me a picture of the Maple Leaf quilt from 2011(shown as a prize winner in a show) and I would like to know the name of the pattern! Thank you in advance. CarolC
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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Back to the Grannies

Granny Vann
I used some of the leftover shirt scraps from making Amy's quilt for Granny #89.

Now that I have Amy's quilt top finished, I can get back to producing granny square blocks. This is Granny #89. So I have 31 more to go. I likely won't have it finished before the holidays as I once thought I might. But surely by springtime.

I found chambray fabric online for backing that almost matches the chambray in Amy's quilt. It is now in the washer. I don't normally wash my fabrics before making quilts. But since the fabrics in the top came from Vann's shirts that had been washed over and over, I decided it was best to wash the backing at least once. Depending on how it looks and feels when it comes out of the dryer, I might run it through another wash.

Thanks to all of you who gave me tips about where to purchased chambray. I checked out each tip and picked the one I thought would work best.

I had to call in sick and miss Discovery Club yesterday. I started the day out by dropping Sophie off at the groomer and came back by the grocery store and picked up a few things. By the time I got home, I knew I was just about done for the day. Much back pain, and the crushing fatigue had set in. I had just enough oomph left to pick up Sophie when the groomer called. I spent the rest of the day on the couch.

The bad fatigue in gone this morning, and the pain is better. It only comes back when I spend more than a few minutes on my feet. It seems that's going to be the norm from now on. But some people live with worse. I'm grateful for what I have.

The new cleaning lady, Anna, is here for her first day cleaning The Yellow House. All the animals gave their approval when she first arrived. I told Anna right off, first rule: pet the dogs and let Taco scuz you. Their rule; not mine. She seems very conscientious and wanting to please. I have a feeling, she's going to work out. But I miss Sheryl, the best cleaning lady I've ever had.


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On 10/30/2013, Barbara Anne said ...

I'm so happy your Granny Square quilt will have some of dear Vann's shirt fabrics in it to add to how special the quilt is going to be.

Wishing you relief from that back pain and overwhelming fatigue. It's no fun to miss an event where you're needed or one that you enjoy because you lack the spoons to get ready, drive, be there, and get home. Major bummer.

Is it time to go back to the pool to exercise or have a very warm soak in your lovely tub? Do you have a heating pad to use in a comfy chair? Are there any grocery stores in town that deliver groceries? Can you arrange a doggie carpool for getting your 4 legged furry family members to and from the vet so you don't have to do it when you're feeling bad? Sorry for the many questions, but I wish I could help.

Be good to you. Eat chocolate.

Hugs!
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Monday, October 28, 2013

Getting Ready for Halloween

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I have slowly got a few Fall/Halloween decorations put out around The Yellow House. I hung my Halloween quilt and got out my fabric Jack-o-Lantern that I made years ago. The terra cotta jacks are sitting on the front porch, and there's a seasonal centerpiece on the dining table. That's it. I find that, with every year, my urge to decorate grows weaker. Well, actually, I think the urge to decorate is still there, but the willingness to push through the pain and fatigue to get it done is lacking.

I had a very busy, fun, and family oriented weekend this past. Handsome nephew Jed was in town, and he is always the instigator in getting us all together. Friday night: Kentucky fried chicken and Dixit (board game) at my house. Saturday night: Jed took us all out to dinner at Logans, then we came back to Joanne's (my sister, Jed's mom) to play a new game, Betrayal at House on the Hill--perfect for some Halloween week fun.

Master-FRV322Suspense is the name of the game when you play Betrayal at House on the Hill. Players explore a haunted mansion that they're building; The game is different every round, I'm told, although we played only one round, which took a couple of hours. Someone in the group (this time it was Jesse) turns out to be the bad guy, out to kill us all. Jesse was aided in his mission by two very evil cats which he had created by opening a vial of some noxious gas I believe (apropos, as Jesse is the actual owner of two cats, though not evil ones--well, usually not evil). Joanne, Ramey, and I tried our best to escape Jesse and his ferocious felines, with the help of a toy airplane we found in a bedroom. But Jesse's vicious beasts kept swatting us out of the air until they finally, well, ate us.

How the house gets built, who becomes the bad guy, and the fate that awaits the players are determined by rolls of dice and drawing of cards. 

Jed and Jesse were very adept at interpreting the instructions and keeping the rest of us apprised, more or less, as to what we were doing and why.

I guess it's not a game for the faint of heart, but all of us being lovers of ghost stories and all things spooky, we quite enjoyed it.

Yesterday, after church, I enjoyed a nice lunch at our favorite local Mexican restaurant with my good friend Lori (Daisy's mama). Afterwards, I went home and crashed on the couch and read for the rest of the day. In the evening, I found one of the cable channels was showing "The Shining." Since it has long been an October tradition of mine to watch it at least once, I decided I would. But about halfway through, I found I was losing interest. After you've seen a movie about a hundred and seventy-five times, interest wanes. I mean, how many times can a spooky little kid screeching "REDRUM" create chills? So I went back to my book.

I'm right stiff and achy today, haven't even made it out of my pajamas yet. It's a rainy, dreary day. Maybe a good one to brew up another pot of coffee and get back to my book. I'm reading Empire of the Summer Moon, a nonfiction account of the life of Quanah Parker, Comanche chief, and the forty-year battle between the Comanche and the white man for control of the Great Plains and Texas. I'm about halfway through the book, and I've found so far that it's more blood-curdling than any scary movie or ghost story I've ever experienced. But a very good, if infuriatingly detailed, book.

Happy Monday, everyone.


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On 10/28/2013, Stephani in N. TX said ...

Sounds like you had a fun weekend with family. Your decorating looks like you are ready for Halloween. I don't watch too much TV in October, not much of a scary Halloween movie watcher. I did read the Quanah Paker book and you are right, it was scarier than any Halloween movie ever. References to the Comanche Moon raids are also referenced in Lonesome Dove and Texas. I'm glad I live in TX more than 100 years later.


On 10/28/2013, Barbara Anne said ...

Love your Halloween decor and I'm with you on less is more in the decorating dept. We'll see if I stick to that when Christmas comes. Truth be told, last Christmas I kept getting more and more decorations out/up as the weeks in December passed - aside from the 10 days we lost to the flu.

We have a new DVD of Rocky Horror so will enjoy that movie on the 31st. You can keep The Shining. As I'm sure I told you last year or the year before, I read it in one sitting, with every light in the house on, made DH stay up with me, finished the book at 3am, and then couldn't sleep because of my rapid and bounding heart rate. YIKES! I've never seen the movie and don't wanna. :)

I'm glad we don't live in TX anymore as 10 long, hot years without four seasons was enough for this Southern girl. Give me the seasons and lush greens east of the Mississippi River! Okay, so Memphis is just barely east of the river, but it still counts!

Hugs!


On 10/30/2013, Jed said ...

I think I need to get a bit better at these games. You and Mom won all the Dixit games, and then I was shrunken to the size of a mouse and eaten by a cat. But it was fun!
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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Freshening

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Here's my bed after I changed out linens and quilts. The quilt on the bed, Broken Dishes, is my favorite quilt to sleep under. It's soft and light, just right for chilly evenings in bed. I don't like heavy cover on me.

The quilt behind the bed, Shoo Fly, is one of my favorites. It's the last quilt that I hand quilted, in a Baptist Fan design, and it's made from beautiful Robyn Pandolph florals. The borders are hand applique. 

Sorry for the quality of the photos. I took them with my iPad, which is not the greatest camera there is. But I didn't want to walk upstairs to get my Nikon. 

I still haven't got the backing made for Amy's quilt. I'm seriously considering buying some blue chambray to back it instead of making a backing for leftover shirt pieces. I've been playing with pieces on my design wall, and I'm not liking what I'm getting. Anybody know where I can buy blue 100% cotton chambray?

P1b


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On 10/24/2013, Linda Volz said ...

Hi Susan -
Oh, it looks so beautiful. What a lovely place to lie down and take a nap. And I'm gaga over the table lamps. I absolutely gasped when I saw them as I have a pair that looks very similar in design except mine are ruby red in color. They were my mama's and I absolutely love them. Your bedroom looks so inviting, I wish I could say mine does but right now it doesn't. I gotta do something about that. Hope all is well with you today and you are not having pain. A pain-free day, that's my wish and prayer for you today.
Take care,
Linda


On 10/24/2013, Barbara Anne said ...

Oh, your bedroom looks lovely, cozy, and so completely charming! The quilts are beautiful and wonderfully seasonal in color. The effort it took you and the spoons this freshening task used up were certainly worth it!

I have a pair of similar, but small, dresser Limoges lamps that belonged to my parents. Our bedroom doesn't look nearly as nice as yours does so I'll have to work on that.

Wishing you a good day and lots of pleasant choices in how to use the hours.

Hugs!


On 10/24/2013, Pesky Patti said ...

For the chambray...you could call your nearest state prison and see where they have their shirts made. The room looks beautiful. Hope you are feeling a bit better.


On 10/24/2013, Sandy said ...

Your bedroom is beautiful and looks so pieceful. I love the soft colors you used in your quilts. As for the chambray fabric, I've always been able to find it at our local Hancock Fabric store. Hope you have one nearby and that they have exactly what you need. Have a great day Susan.


On 10/24/2013, Linda Kay said ...

Those are both really pretty quilts and are two of my favorite patterns. I have hand quilted a quilt with the Baptist fan pattern and I really like it. I think it gives an old-fashioned look to a quilt.


On 10/24/2013, Joanne said ...

Beautiful room, beautiful quilts!


On 10/24/2013, sophie said ...

Your room looks so inviting and cozy. I plan to try hand quilting some baptist fans of my own this winter. I love them.

I googled chambray fabric and found a few sources. I've ordered from fabric.com and they seem to have a nice selection of chambray. I've been thinking of looking for chambray for the backing for a quilt of mine ... I'll probably order it from them.


On 10/24/2013, Charlotte Rather said ...

Hawthorne Threads blog has info on chambray sources in their blog today~~~ nice site with good ideas if you haven't seen it.
Charlotte


On 10/25/2013, Gail said ...

Pretty quilts and love your broken dishes....


On 10/25/2013, Diane Wingo said ...

Love both quilts, looks so inviting. Check out Connecting Thread for your backing. They may not have chambray but I think they have a few that would look great and at 5.95 a yd hard to beat. or try 1000 Bolts and One Nut. Hancock's at Paducah had some great deals, check out their Web Sales. I have ordered from all three places and they have always had fast shipping and I had never had a problem.


On 10/28/2013, Kai said ...

Your room looks SO pretty & peaceful! I really miss reading blogs but Ray gives me VERY little computer time & I'm still fighting buying a Windows 8! UGH!!!! Please, give lovies to sweet Ms. Sophie & Lil' Skipper from me! And save TONS of lovies for YOU! I LOVE & MISS you, Susan!
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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

No Image Available

That's because I haven't done anything all week worth taking a picture of. I've been struggling, and struggling isn't very photogenic.

Yesterday was the worst. Somehow fate conspired against me (fate being my own lack of good planning) to fix things so that a necessary trip to the grocery store and Discovery Club fell on the same day. Jesse was home to carry the groceries upstairs. If he had not been, I daresay they would still be in the trunk of my car. By last night, I was a total wreck, barely able to walk from one room to the other.

But I had occasion last night to talk with a cousin with whom I had not talked in years. A distant family member had passed, and she called to give me details, after which we caught up a little on each other's life. It seems she too suffers from severe back disabilities (in addition to having had two recent knee replacements). Turns out that she too is doing aquatic therapy at the 119 facility. Strange how it's a comfort to learn that someone else suffers with you. That's mean, I think. Why is it true that misery loves company? I think it's not because we really want to know that someone else suffers too, but that we want to know that someone else understands.

We talked about our shared inability to do all the things in the house that we had once done. This lessened my guilt feelings a little. This cousin has always been Martha Stewart, Betty Crocker, Suzie Homemaker, and The Fly Lady all rolled into one. And I don't mean that in a sarcastic way at all. She is one of the most talented homemakers I have ever known. To think how sad and frustrating her disabilities must be for her makes me a little less concerned about the condition of my house. Oh, I don't live in squalor or anything like that. But I look around, and things strike me as a little drab and in need of freshening. 

So today, I'm freshening a little. Slowly though. I've changed out the linens on my bed, including the quilt, and hung a different quilt behind the bed. I also ran a dishwasher cleaner through my dishwasher and did one load of laundry. That will probably be it for me for today, unless I want to end up feeling as bad as I did last night. But I figure if I do one or two little things every day, maybe I can have my house more fresh and cozy in a while.

And I would like to add that I know many of my readers also suffering chronic and disabling conditions. Press on, good friends. Don't give up on life. Adjust, but keep on living. Each day is precious.


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On 10/23/2013, Barbara Anne said ...

Condolences in the loss of your family member. It was nice you got to catch up with your cousin after all that time. I'm also sorry that your cousin is afflicted with back pain and unwelcome limitations.

I'm right there with you both, sisters! Bummer of a boat to share, but it's true: it's better when you know for sure that others do actually understand. You're not slacking off or lazy, you just really cannot do more than you're doing, that some days are worse than others, and that you didn't vote for these hassles!

Your decision to do little things around the house that please you is a wise one because those touches will freashen your home and make you happy. I hope it's possible to never, ever shop for groceries on Discovery Club day even if it means fast food delivered to your door for dinner.

Big, but gentle, hugs!


On 10/23/2013, Linda Volz said ...

Hi Susan -
I'm praying for you right now that God will heal you and send you blessed relief for your back pain.


On 10/23/2013, Brenda said ...

I am so sorry to hear about the loss of a family member and I am so sorry to hear that you are in so much pain all the time. Prayers for you and your loved ones. I'm glad to hear that you are staying busy and making an effort to make the best of it. As I say, it's not about the day in your life, but it's about the LIFE in your day.
Hugs and uplifting prayers,
Brenda
Down Memory La La Lane


On 10/23/2013, Jackie said ...

My sister has similar back problems as yours except that she had the surgery. Even so, she lost her job because she couldn't return at 100%; I had surgery on my neck for a similar issue and need double knee replacements. Whenever one of us is feeling down about not being able to do things we try to encourage each other and remind ourselves that we need to let go of what we used to be able to do and make peace with the new reality. Thankfully we aren't usually both feeling down at the same time! It DOES help knowing someone else understands what you're going through. It also helps knowing people care and are thinking of you. I hope you know your readers are thinking of you and wishing you have more good days than bad. Take care.


On 10/23/2013, Dolores Tanner said ...

Sorry to hear you are feeling badly... from reading your blog, it seems you do a lot for feeling bad.. take care, enjoy seeing all of the books you read and things you are making.... Take Care


On 10/24/2013, Deb said ...

Sorry to hear of your families loss. Pain is not a fun situation, but I'm glad to hear that you're trying to do little things each day to keep moving. I have osteoarthritis, need double knee replacement but have to lose significant weight before they'll do them, and still ten years before I can retire. I'm about 2/3rd of the way through my weight loss, but the joint pain is still there. I too don't take care of my home like I used to, just don't have it in me to do that, but I do the best that I can and that's all anyone can ask for. Hang in there!


On 10/24/2013, Jed said ...

Hope you feel better soon, Aunt Susan. Love you -

Jed
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Friday, October 18, 2013

Special Quilt for a Special Person

Vann Quilt

I finished the quilt top today from Vann's shirts for Amy's Christmas gift. I have enough leftovers, I think to stitch together a backing from some larger pieces. Then I'll take it to Lena for quilting. 

It was fun making this top. I had chosen shirts that Vann wore a lot and for several years. Vann was not one to get rid of clothing if it was still good. In fact, Vann was not one to get rid of much of anything. I'm still sending loads of Vann stuff to the thrift store.

I can't begin to count how many times I washed and ironed these shirts. Vann would wear only 100% cotton, which of course meant a lot of ironing. Some of the shirts had been worn, washed, and ironed so many times that the fabric has lost absolutely all of its crispness. But that's ok too. Just makes the quilt more snuggleable. 

Amy might see this post, and that's all right. I don't mind her knowing that I'm planning a special gift for her. And if she doesn't see it, that's all right too.

Vann Quilt2


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On 10/18/2013, Andy said ...

Such a precious gift. I wish I had something like this of Grandpa Ramey's. I'm sure Amy will treasure this quilt forever.


On 10/18/2013, Barbara Anne said ...

What a wondrful and thoughtful gift, full of love inside, outside, and in the many stitches holding it together. Amy will keep it and love it forevermore. Well done!

Hope you have the sunny, cool weather that we do.

Hugs!


On 10/18/2013, Nancy in Utah said ...

I can't think of a more precious gift Susan. How the wonderful memories must have filled your heart as you worked on this quilt. I'm a very sentimental person, so I can almost feel the love you put into every single stitch. Thanks so much for sharing your progress as you made this special gift with us. Big (but gentle) Hugzzz


On 10/18/2013, Rhonda said ...

I have just been asked to make two small quilts out of shirts for some kids whose dad died .


On 10/18/2013, karen said ...

That is very cool, great idea.


On 10/19/2013, Sandy said ...

Why don't you use the larger pieces you were planning to use for the backing and make Sophie a pillow? She loved her daddy so much. Love the quilt, especially the block with his name embroidered on it.


On 10/20/2013, katereed94@yahoo said ...

Something so very special... brings a tear to my eye... just wonderful..


On 10/21/2013, Ramey said ...

This is a beautiful, charming quilt! Good job!


On 01/09/2014, Jeremy said ...

This is a great quilt. When you said "take it to Lena for quilting" I looked at your profile to see where you're from. I'm from the Birmingham area and take my quilts to Lena at New Traditions. I assume we're talking about the same Lena. She's awesome!! Small world!!
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Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Block Work

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I find that if I don't make my guild block-of-the-month right away after receiving the pattern, I'll tend to forget about it and not get it done. This (above) is the pattern I picked up on Monday for the drawing at our November meeting. It's a new take on the traditional spool block. It was very easy to make.

QOV

I also picked up a few kits (above) to make Quilt of Valor blocks of Craig H., our QOV chairman. Craig does a great job of heading up our guild's efforts for this very worthwhile project. If you don't know about Quilts of Valor, check it out. Your guild, or even just you personally, might want to get involved.

My excellent cleaning lady just broke the news to me that she's going back to her desk job. Her children are old enough now that they don't require as much attention, and her back has already started giving her problems. So I'm losing the best cleaning lady I've ever had. But she's hooking me up with a friend of hers. Cheryl has set the bar pretty high. I'm going to miss her.


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On 10/16/2013, Barbara Anne said ...

What an interesting spool block and well done in completing it so quickly. Now where will you put it so you can find it when it's time to go to guild again?! Will it be in your guild tote bag? Will it be in plain sight on your design wall?! It might be helpful to leave a post-it note on your calendar for next month. That is my method for helping me not forget thing. You should see the December page of my calendar for all the notes that go on next year's calendar.

Sorry you're losing your delightful Cheryl but I hope her friend does an equally good job for you. Hope Cheryl's back feels fine soon.

Hugs!


On 10/16/2013, Sue, the Florida Farm Girl said ...

That's a great block. I never sign up for those things because I'm the same way -- get the pattern and then put off making the block.

Man, I'd be lose if my cleaning lady ever left me! Sure hope the new one is up to snuff.
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Monday, October 14, 2013

October Guild Show & Tell

I made it through the business meeting and show & tell, then I took my drippy nose, scratchy throat, and aching back and came home. The program was going to be about painting fabric, something that doesn't interest me a lot. But I got some shots of some of the great quilts members had brought before I left.

ST3Magon's Halloween quilt that she and her husband made.


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Fayelynn's beautiful Christmas quilt made with her last year's block-of-the-month winnings.


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I love this red-and-white beauty.


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Lone Star


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Gloria's mystery quilt made at quilt camp


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A Quilt of Valor for Jill's uncle


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Polka Dot Pinwheels


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I can't remember who brought this quilt, but it sure is a beauty.


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On 10/14/2013, Barbara Anne said ...

I'm so glad you could get to your delightful guild meeting and am sure the sight of such wonderful quilts was good medicine for you.

The quilts you showed here are just wonderful and I thank you for the eye candy! I plan to enlarge each one to see the details. Oh, and the Halloween one that is shown first looks like it might have had its start at Pat Sloan's OP challenge a few years ago. That's one snazzy quilt!

Here's hoping you'll feel better and better in the days to come.

Hugs!


On 10/15/2013, Joanne said ...

I love the pinwheel quilts!
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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

The Crud Has Me

I'm feeling more or less like "death eating crackers," as an old friend of mine used to put it, today. The cold that began over the weekend has now turned into a sinus infection, as they always do. Next will probably come bronchitis if we stick to the usual schedule. I have a call in to my doctor to please give me some drugs. I started out with the determination to not take antibiotics this time. But the substance that I am blowing forth from my sinus cavities has me worried. Green is not good in this instance.

Quilt
Amy's Quilt, made from some of her dad's favorite shirts

I have accomplished a little bit of sewing this week on Amy's quilt. I think if I can get to feeling better I can get the top finished and to the quilter within a couple of weeks. Then maybe I can get it back, bound, and off to Amy in Portland before Christmas. I hope.

Now I'm going to put clean sheets on the bed, brew a cup of tea, grab my book, and retire back to my sick bed. 


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On 10/09/2013, Barbara Anne said ...

What a charming, wonderful, and memeory-filled quilt you're making for Amy. You know it will be loved forever. Well done, and when you're feeling abomnible, too.

You're correct in your assumption that green is a bad color to be blowing and is a sign that it is time for antibiotics pronto. Hot tea is good, and soup would fill you up more, but those helpful antibiotics will put your firmly on the road to recovery and keep things from getting worse.

We've got cold rain today and have decided anything away from home can wait.

Stay cozy and be good to you!

Hugs!


On 10/09/2013, Beverly said ...

You poor dear. Continue to take good care of yourself. I hope you kick the crud's butt very soon.


On 10/09/2013, Jan said ...

That quilt looks so warm & full of memories! You're doing a beautiful job! Wishing you get well soon! Take care of yourself!


On 10/09/2013, Jackie said ...

I'm sorry you are feeling so poorly. I hope you get some rest so you feel better soon. The quilt is coming along nicely!


On 10/10/2013, Ramey said ...

Sorry you're sick. Get well soon!
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Saturday, October 5, 2013

A Spit and a Promise

DNA

PART ONE
I hate spit. It appalls me. I can't explain the aversion, but I'd rather have bugs crawling on me than to see someone spit.

Once I found myself on a somewhat long drive in a car with three male Progressive Farmer editors (at the time, I was the only female Progressive Farmer editor) and two of them were dipping and spitting in cups. I absolutely thought I was going to have to ask the driver to stop the car and let me out. There's just something about spit that my system can't tolerate.


PART TWO
For a long time, since the service became available at a reasonable cost, I've wanted to have my DNA tested to give me an idea of the ethnicity of my ancestry. (Well, now. Isn't that a delightful phrase?) So when Ancestry.com offered their kits and service for half the normal cost, I ordered one.

I expected to get a long q-tip and a plastic baggy. I thought I would be required to swab the inside of my cheek with the q-tip, place it in the baggy, and return it. Well! That's how they do it on tv.

Imagine my chagrin when I opened up the kit and found a glass vial. The instructions tell me that I must spit into this vial until it is full of spit up to the black line. My stomach did a flip-flop just reading the instructions.

Did I say I don't like spit? I meant anybody's spit, even mine. I don't even like the word spit. Now I have to spit and spit and spit in a vial and mail this off to find out who my ancient ancestors might be.

I'm gonna do it, but sure ain't happy about it.


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On 10/05/2013, Barbara Anne said ...

Yep, spit is a bit gross and only slightly less so when it's mixed with toothpaste! Mixed with snuff it is intolerable, IMHO.

I have to wonder about those ancestry things. Is the LDS wanting information so they can baptize our predecesors? Is it insurance companies looking for yet another way to bilk us out of proper coverage at a reasonable price? As is said, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that someone isn't really out to get you! Call me crazy ... :)

Today I was dismayed to learn of the July death of dear, sweet, and dynamic Mary Ellen Hopkins who I regarded as a friend and mentor even tho I never met her. I have 3 of her books and have loved her common sense and zest for life for 2 decades. Last week I started making one of her patterns, Hidden Wells, and am glad to honor her in this little way.

Hugs!


On 10/05/2013, Jan said ...

Well, isn't that just unpleasant?! But think of the poor person on the 'receiving end' of your DNA submission??!! eeewwwwwuuuuuu...can you just imagine when they have to list their occupation? "Spit Tester" ought to get some attention on a form!! acckkkk.
Sure hope your information is exciting & interesting once you get the results!


On 10/05/2013, Pesky Patti said ...

Pretend you are a baseball player...or any athlete for that matter...


On 10/06/2013, Lisa A said ...

I've always wanted to do that. How long will it be before you get a report?


On 10/07/2013, Bonnie said ...

Oh, I think the spit is just a tiny part in the miracle of what can be discovered. I hope you'll share your findings with us, I think this is all fascinating.


On 10/07/2013, Beverly said ...

Oh, Lord, Susan! You can't begin to imagine how much this made me laugh. I hate ... spit, too. Really!!! It makes me gag. I hate seeing the action of spitting, and I hate seeing spit. Yuck! Ugh! Gag!

Now, on to the DNA kit. I am especially interested to hear the outcome of this experience. We have been thinking about it, too. Although, more thinking will now be required now that I know I have to spit.


On 10/07/2013, Glenda in Florida said ...

Perhaps you could bribe your sister into taking the test for you? She has the same ancestors, right? Isn't that what sisters are for ? :-)


On 10/07/2013, Andrea said ...

Oh I'm right there with ya sister........I detest spitting and always have! It's bad enough to see boys and men doing it but the first time I saw a woman do it I just about died! It took every fiber of my being not to say something but this woman was kind of rough but I have seen other women doing it? Why oh why?

Absolutely love your blog and look forward to it every time a new post is up!


On 10/08/2013, Jed said ...

Hey Aunt Susan!

Be happy that you are doing the Ancestry.com test, and not the test from 23andMe. The 23andMe test takes twice as much spit. :)

I think the 23andMe test gives about the same amount of ancestry information as the Ancestry test, but it also gives information about genetic risks of diseases. The disease risk information can be nerve-racking for some people, but I was lucky. Most of my news was good. The 23andMe test also tells you what percentage of your DNA comes from Neanderthals, which is interesting but entirely useless. (I'm 2.6%, which is slightly lower than average for people of European descent.) Not sure if AncestryDNA has this info or not.

Both tests let you find people with common DNA. The closest match I found has about 2% DNA in common with me. That is, probably a 3rd or 4th cousin. On 23andMe, you can contact that person, but unless they reply you can't find out who they are or any information about them.

I'm sure you'll have fun with this! Let us know if you find any new branches of the family.

Love - Jed


On 10/10/2013, Ramey said ...

What do Bruce Willis and India Dyer have in common? They both used to answer a knock at the door by yelling "Spit and slide under!"


On 10/18/2013, Andy said ...

You know Rusty was a dipper and a spitter... Well, it was always so disgusting. All the spit cups sitting around the house, and in the car. One night we were in the car, going somewhere, and I mistook his spit bottle for my drink, and well, you can imagine my horror when I turned it up and took a swallow. He had to pull over on the side of the road for me to vomit. I hacked my guts up for about twenty minutes.
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